Darwin's Daycare

BOLD WHAT IS TRUE:
You are female
You dropped out of high school
You graduated within the last 5 years
You live on your own
You live within 20 minutes of your best friend
You live within 20 minutes of the last person you kissed
You live within 20 minutes of your ex
You have hugged someone in the last 48 hours
You have been to the movies within the last week
You have had 3 or more boyfriends/girlfriends just this year
You have been a designated driver
You have broken merchandise and not paid for it
You have played strip poker
You are atheist
You recycle regularly
You are a brunette
You have dated a blonde
You are taller than your mom
You have a checking account
You’ve written a check for less than $5
You have visited the Statue of Liberty
You have visited the Eiffel Tower
You have visited Big Ben
You have visited the Coliseum
You have visited The Great Wall of China
You have never been out of the country
You have been a waiter/waitress
You own a Bible
You own something with a Pentagram on it
You have used a Ouija Board
You have been a witch for Halloween
You have been a zombie for Halloween
You have been a Disney character for Halloween
You don’t celebrate Halloween
You have your belly button pierced
You have your tongue pierced
You have your eyebrow pierced
You have a Monroe piercing
You have your nose pierced
You have an ankle tattoo
You have a wrist tattoo
You have a back tattoo
You have no tattoos
You have more than 5 tattoos
You straighten your hair
You have worn a dress in the last 3 days
You live somewhere that gets snow
You celebrate Hanukkah
You were at your own house last New Year’s
You were at a bar last New Year’s
You slept through last New Year’s
You have worked on Christmas Eve
You have worked on Christmas
You have been told ‘I love you’ by someone today
You slept in your own bed last night
You are dating the last person you kissed (technically we are married)
You regret kissing the last person you kissed
You enjoyed your last kiss
You are wearing a necklace right now
You are wearing something red
You are wearing something blue
You are wearing something purple
Your phone is fully charged
You have kissed the last person you called/texted
You last called/texted a boy
You are currently listening to music
You are waiting for something
You don’t like seafood
You have eaten deer sausage
You have given a complete stranger your phone number
You have been hit on at work
You have been hit on by someone more than 20 years older than you
You have been whistled at
You are a good speller
You are very punctual
You were dating someone in December of 2008 (had been married a year and a half)
You are still dating that person (still married)
You have cheated on someone
You have been cheated on
You have been on a cruise ship
You have camped out in your own backyard
You are wearing something that doesn’t belong to you
You are a Pisces
You are a Leo
You are a Capricorn
You have Irish heritage
You have Polish heritage
You have Japanese heritage
You have Israeli heritage
You have German heritage
You have Scottish heritage
You have French heritage
You have Icelandic heritage
You have Korean heritage
You were born in May
You were born in June
You were born in October
You wonder what will happen when you die
You are afraid of the dark
You write in all capital letters
You have been told you have nice handwriting
You have curly hair
Your phone provider is Sprint
Your phone provider is AT&T
Your phone provider is Verizon
You live within an hour of your birthplace
You are wearing a watch
You are wearing flip flops
You wouldn’t date someone who smoked
You know someone with the same birthday as you
You are a morning person
You are a night owl
You have big plans for next weekend
You are thinking of someone right now
Your job is stressing you out
You don’t have a job
You have never had a job
You were fired from your last job
You know sign language
You made your bed today
You will usually try something at least once
You have been swimming in the last month
You are pessimistic by nature
You have taken a ballet class
You have taken karate
You have taken gymnastics
You wish on shooting stars
You wish at 11:11
Your birthday has already come this year
You have been in a relationship that lasted longer than a year
You ended your last relationship
Your ex ended your last relationship
You are over your ex
You have gone after someone you knew was bad for you
You have been in a physically abusive relationship
You are engaged
You are married
You are divorced
You have a child (you could say i do)
You were/are a teenage mom
You were named after someone
You like your name
Your last drink was flavored water
You have visited somewhere said to be ‘haunted’
You have skipped school just because you didn’t feel like going
You have taken medicine when you ‘feel a headache coming on’
You are self-conscious about your body
You have a hangover
You have had a Jehovah’s Witness show up at your house
You live in South Carolina
You live in Illinois
You live in Maryland
You’ve lived in New Mexico
You have godparents
You have step-siblings
You are the oldest
You are the only child
You have a twin
You don’t want kids
You want more than four kids
You have a bad temper
You have made out with a complete stranger
You usually make the first move in an intimate situation
You regret losing your virginity (to the person I lost it to)
You lost your virginity to someone the same age as you
You lost your virginity to someone you were dating
You lost your virginity before you were sixteen
You have worked with a Kayla
You have gone to the movies with a Jared
You have hugged a Lexie
You have held hands with a Marcus
You have dated a Rachel
You have kissed a David
You have ridden in a car with a Nicole
You have had class with a Patrick
You have gone out to eat with a Chloe
You know a Kyle in the military
You are related to a Julie
You have gotten drunk with a Brent
You have broken your arm
You have had to get stitches on your face
You have had an MRI
Your fingernails are painted
Your fingernails are painted black
You like to read
You can play an instrument
You keep a lot of secrets from people
You borrowed something you really need to give back to someone
You drive a car older than a 2002
You have lost a friend you never thought you would
You know a child who died of cancer
You know a teenager who died in a car wreck
You have done something illegal in the past 24 hours
You have cut your hair in the last week
You wear glasses
You have been pulled over for speeding
You love to drive with the windows down
Your favorite season is Autumn
Your favorite color is orange
Your favorite animal is a dolphin
You last rode in a car with a relative
You last rode in a car with the person you are dating
You regularly watch soap operas
You love Italian food
You can see a box of tissues from where you are
You can see your reflection in a mirror
You can see what’s on tv from where you are
You have to go to school/work tomorrow

I'm gonna be a daddy!!!!!!

Gotta love Prednisone. I can't sleep. I can't get comfortable. I'm sore. Maybe this will go away though. I hope.

Now I'm not saying that I'm going to be posting like crazy, but I thought I should update at least a little. Honestly, I think that anyone who might still look at my journal knows what is going on with my life. If not, brief overview:

*Fired from Conn's Appliances without cause.
*Had to move back in with the mother-in-law due to the above item.
*Samantha the cat passed away.
*Got myself deeper and deeper into debt.
*Major health issues.

I guess a lot of it is bad....there are some good things. My wife, our new dog Zoey. I have lots of neat gadgets. I am building a pond for our turtles. It isn't all bad. Sometimes it is just hard to see past the bad stuff. That has been difficult for me lately...I was fired from the only job I was ever any good at, and without any real reason...just because a higher-level boss didn't like me. I really defined myself by that job...was there (baring my health hiatus) for about 2 years. Hell, my screen name on various places became ApplianceDude!!! Sure, sometimes I hated it...but sometimes I loved it. Sometimes, I couldn't wait to go to work. Now, I'm a bum...sitting at home, trying to get unemployment, digging a giant hole in the ground. Feels like a metaphor for my life. I think I might actually be having a little nervous breakdown. I hope things get better.

The wife says I should either update this journal or delete it. I say, so what? Maybe I don't feel about blathering on about my life! I've spent years doing that. Hell, I used to tell people I didn't even know about my bad sex life. I've ranted plenty.

I'm sure I'll rant again. But I've been too caught up in life to sit down and talk about it. That's normal, right? I don't see that changing, but I figure I'll give anyone who doesn't know the reader's digest version of the happenings.

1. I am married. Stacy is my wife. We = happy.


2. I have moved back to McAllen, TX with my wife. We're living with her mom at the moment so that she can go back to school. It's not bad, believe it or not...we all get along really well. And I don't feel like a huge failure cause, hey, I'm supporting my wife while she continues her education.


3. I work at Conn's. I sell appliances. It's good. I make decent money.


4. I made a large poop. It was this big.


5. Our cat Samantha is still a Satan Kitty.


And finally...crunch.


That is all. Nothing else is interesting.

Stacy and I are now married! We're very happy, even though our day was filled with a string of bad luck. Our witnesses were late, which I suppose is forgiveable. :) After that, we decided to go to a mall in Auburn Hills which is really nice. On our way, we hit a patch of ice on the highway. We spun in a circle 3 times while going 70 miles an hour and flew into a ditch. The car only suffered minor injuries that were easily repaired, but Stacy and I are both a little banged up. I have a concussion and my right shoulder is pretty messed up. Stacy got off lucky with just a rib and neck injury that Tylenol can take care of.

Even though all that happened, still very happy with my new bride and I wouldn't have traded it for anything. :D

Me and Stacy are engaged! Got her a pretty ring, got down on one knee, and popped the question. :D

By the way, she said yes.

Very, very awesome. In only 8 selling days, I sold 5 cars! For the month of december, that is downright amazing...I'm 3 ahead of EVERYONE else at that store. I fully plan on taking the lead in sales every single month, and I'm definetly proving I can do that. The way the pay scale goes, the more you sell compared to everyone else, the higher your comission. First place always gets the highest commission...and I'm in first place. I never thought I'd make a good car salesman, but I am loving it...I think I've finally found my calling.

I know I said I wasn't going to post here again. Honestly, I figured that nobody was interested and that I was too busy to bother...and well, neither of those are completely true. So here's the scoop on what's been going on in my life...it may cover some previous topics that I've covered before, but it'll give you an idea on what's going on in my life.

Me and Stacy are living together. That's pretty awesome. We're still getting used to each other, but so far I'd count this as my most successful and enjoyable relationship ever. :D We're not living at that first apartment anymore; it was MAJORLY ghetto, and the landlord didn't even bother keeping the place up to code, so I got them for violation of the lease and had it revoked so we could move out.

We found a better place; not ghetto, but unfortunetly the people who live above us are a touch ghetto...parties every weekend. And they're buddy buddy with the landlord, so nothing ever comes of our complaints. Eh, this is life...seems you can never escape ghettoness, no matter how much you're paying in rent. Still, the new place is very nice: covered parking, lots of cabinet space in the kitchen, large living room, in-wall drawers, and lots of closet space. Plus, we have our own storage unit, where I've got a bunch of our crap stashed. And it's not embedded in the craphole part of town, so that's a plus.

I quit Wilson's Leather. Not on a whim, mind you...I'm not that dumb. A couple of months ago, I had a recruiter for Harold Ziegler Auto Group call me up. Evidently, he'd found my resume on careerbuilder.com and thought I'd be a great fit for the JD Byrider store in Lansing. I figured I should give it a try; I've always wanted the opportunity to work on comission, because I know I could make some serious money...and someone just came up and offered that opportunity to me. So I quit Wilson's and started at JD Byrider in mid-October. So far, it's been really great! I never thought I'd be a used car salesman, but as it turns out, I'm pretty good at it. Average sales for your first month: 2-4 cars. I sold 6, and had several deals that could get financed in the next month or two with very little work. It's an amazing feeling...and I'm making more money than I ever have. Admittedly, as far as comissions go, this is probably on the lower end of most car dealerships, but there's the potential to make 40,000 or more a year. Considering the most I've ever been paid is 10 dollars an hour, that's nothing to sneeze at. My first month, I made 2500 dollars before taxes, and that was in training, only selling 6 cars! Plus, they offer massive spiffs to earn extra money. This month, if we sell 5 cars each between now and the 9th, I earn an extra 500 dollars! Last month, I earned over 500 dollars in spiffs. There's the potential to make a lot of money and I like that. Tax season is gonna be awesome...average income during tax season is around 20 grand!

By the way, if you don't know what JD Byrider is...we do special financing for people with bad credit, no credit, repossessions, bankruptcy, etc.

We also got a cat...Samantha. She's funny. She plays fetch. More Updates Later! :D

Fuck it. I'll start posting again. I have stuff to say. :D

Culo?


60+ hours a week = hard.